What's "Up Chuck"?

There were a couple of posts recently, written by some broad about her feelings and thoughts on the subject of fellatio. You’ve all probably already read the two posts I’m mentioning, but to sum it up she had given what she termed a BBJ (Birthday Blow Job) to her husband, and she pointed out five points she felt were important for both the person giving and the man receiving. She then came back a little later and wrote a follow up post where she lists even more things. I personally thought they were all very educational, but I thought I would expound on them from a man’s point of view. For the men who may be reading I hope this will help you discover some concepts that just might bring you a brighter future with having your knob slobbed. For the ladies, may my words here strengthen your resolve and give you the sudden burst of energy you need to hurry out and lick the pole of the guy nearest you (or closest to your heart...whichever). So, if you’ll indulge me I’ll begin...Sit back, enjoy and feel free to add your thoughts in the comments. By no means is this a comprehensive list. Let me begin by saying I’ve received my fair share of oral sex in my life. I’ve been thinking about it and if I had to put a number to it I’d have to say there have probably been at least sixty-five people, er uh, females who’ve had the honor of having their tonsils tickled by my rod over the past twenty-two years. Some were great and mind blowing, many were just so-so. All in all I cherish each and every experience. I’ll take the good and the bad, because really?....if you’re lucky enough to get one, can it actually be that bad? But there are a few things you can do to make the experience much more memorable. For the Blower:

• Worship the cock...and eye contact with it's owner is crucial.

• Have a good amount of spit worked up, but mucus is okay if you’ve got a cold.

• Humble yourself before the penis....being on your knees is good, or prostrate yourself and let the penis come to you, while you anxiously await it.

• Remember there is more than just the mightly beef bayonet; spend some time focusing on the balls and the taint, if the guy is okay with it. I personally love some stimulation of the taintal area.

• Use your hands to jack whilst you suck...if there’s enough meat to work with.

• Tell him how big Mr. Winkie is, even if it’s not all that impressive.

• Sometimes no hands and just bobbing the head is a turn on.

• Take it out ever so often and rub it against your lips and cheeks, or between your boobage.

• Let him know where you want him to finish up. If you’re willing to swallow I promise he’ll be extra happy.

For the Blowee:

• Respect the blower and allow her to set the pace, unless she's wanting to be treated like a dirty whore.

• Place your hands on her head, but don’t force your chubby down her throat...she may gag. Caress her face some too, and slip a thumb or finger into her mouth. This satisfies her desire to suck on two things at once.

• Cleanliness is next to Godliness. No one likes a stinky sweaty knob. Be sure the balls and taint are fresh too. If you’ve taken a dump since your last shower these areas most likely smell like ass.

• One word...Manscape. The tree looks bigger when you trim the grass around the trunk. Short trimmed pubes are a plus, she’ll like it better. Also, and I can’t express enough, shave the boys. A nicely shorn scrotum is a turn on. She’ll like it, and after a while you will too. If you need more info on this subject you can check out the first paragraph of this post.
• Tell her how beautiful she is, and how hot she looks sucking your tool.

• Wait for her to tell you where and how to bust your nut. She may not like surprises. It’s best to check with her first.

• And finally....thank her.