What's "Up Chuck"?

I took care of some business this weekend that I’ve needed to do for a while now. I manscaped. It had been a month or so, and just let me say the bush was woolly. The yard had been needing trimming and it was starting to sprout some weeds. The grass was totally growing up the tree trunk. I replaced the batteries in my Micro Touch shaver, locked myself in the bathroom and went to town. Good lord, with fresh batteries that little thing was humming like a weed eater! If you don’t already have one I highly recommend it. They’re perfect for other things besides pubes...check out the link...ten bucks at Wal-Mart. Anyway, I stood before the mirror in our bathroom and within five minutes or so I had a decent sized pile of hair in the sink. A couple minutes later I was done....with the trimming. I still had the boys to take care of. Like many men these days, I prefer a fully shorn nut hammock. My wife happen’s to like it as well. I lathered those babies up and pulled out my Gillette M3 Power Nitro. This is like the best razor ever. It works great on the face and just as good on the boys. Well worth the meager investment, in my opinion. Later that day my wife and I both enjoyed all the effort I put forth, but I shan’t go into all that now. Surely you’ve heard enough. My kids were with their Mother this weekend so on Sunday I picked up my daughter around noonish and took her on one of our “Father and Daughter Movie Dates.” We went to see The New World, the recent Colin Farrell flick, and let me just say now....save your money and wait for it on DVD. Actually it might not even be worth paying to see it when it comes out on DVD. This movie was one of the most boring flicks I have ever seen. I’d rather sit through a movie on the Lifetime Network than have wasted those two and a half hours. I’m a huge history nut, especially pre-Colonial American history, and I was convinced I would really get into this move. Unfortunately I was totally wrong! Colin Farrell should stick to homemade porn movies. He definitely put more into screwing his ex girlfriend than he did to this movie. Yeah in case you were wondering, I was one of the lucky few who was able to download the homemade porn movie before Colin's attorneys put a stop to the websites who had it listed. Ain’t I a fortunate one? Over all my weekend was pretty good. Yesterday I made a pot of collard greens and grilled some chicken. I was even surprised when my son ate four or five bites of his greens. It’s exciting to see him eating more vegetables. Especially ones who aid in this digestive/pooping. We watched The March of the Penguins last night while we ate and enjoyed another FFD. Check out last Tuesday’s post if FFD doesn’t ring a bell. Today, a year and a half ago, I took my first step into the blogosphere. I honestly can't believe I've been at it this long. Some things are truly amazing. Well, I suppose this is about it for today. I have a busy week with work, but I’ll try to get another post in soon. It may be a day or two till you hear from me, so try to keep your tears to a minimum. Meanwhile have a super week!!