What's "Up Chuck"?

I have a question for you, my faithful readers. First let me say that you all know me by now. You know I am terribly attractive, extremely sexy and HOT, highly intelligent, great in bed, considerably well endowed, have minimal body odor, dress like a studmuffin and make a comfortable living. So, what do you think my chances would be, if I were to leave my wife, that I could attract the attention of Teri Hatcher? I am sure, given the chance to meet me, she would be all over my jock. Just something I have been thinking about for a while now. Let me know your honest thoughts. Thanks.